Tuesday, March 14, 2006
MINI SERIES VOLUME: 14
Okay-okay, I promise not to eat too much of that scrambled
penoy delicacy from
Pateros, (stomach rumbles) GOD! I promise not to eat ANY of that damn delicacy, just please, please let me reach home in time…
(jeepney hits a pothole) WTF?!! Ack.. hold-it-HOLD-ITttt. Keep it together LESie boy. We CAN do this, for old times sake buddy. It’s ALL in the MIND
pare…
Christ Almighty let there be no traffic. I promise to abstain for a week… (Stomach rumbles) OKAY! A MONTH… ack… I feel so cold; I’m getting goose-bumps all over… ulp… mammy…
God Loves me and HE will deliver me from this (thunder cracks and lightning flashes) ack!
God love mo naman ako diba?Several gruel some minutes passed… breathe in and breathe out, it’s all in the mind. Concentrate as you’ve never done before
brotha. CRAP. Please don’t stop for passengers and like I want to shout and tell them not to get off until I get off.
Why Lord of all the time in the world did this happen when my car is in the shop? (stomach protesting) ulp… it’s humility isn’t it? I need to learn humility, right? (sniffles)
It’s raining cats and dogs and the bloody jeepney had to stop and put down the plastic covers so we won’t get wet, like that would help, I’m already wet and cold. Soooo cold but praise the Almighty I’m just 5 minutes away from home.
“psst, sir, that gay person is looking at you rather lustily for the past five minutes” says this junior high kid who I was sitting next to.
“Oh? Really.” I say with disinterest, I can’t wait to get home, just one more bend and a tricycle away. Ack. A tricycle away and a dozen humps to go through but I can manage so as long as I don’t feel that…. ACK! Why the hell did I have to think about that sinking feeling… ulp... must concentrate and keep quiet for just a bit…
Breathe-in-Breathe-out, I’m like doing a poor imitation of a Lamaze method here.
Lamaze Method: a method that prepares a mother for natural childbirth; the pregnant woman (in classes and at home) practices (usually with the help of a coach) learns about the physiology of childbirth and techniques of relaxation and concentration and breathing [synonymous to Lamaze method of child birth].
“Manong PARA!” PARA SABI EHH... PARAAAAAA. YES! Finally, I’m out of here.
(Gay on looker squeezes LES’ tush)
Pfftt.
*blasphemy*
*profanity*
*cussing*
*swearing*
*cursing*
*wet and wild sensation from the
be-hind*
posted by vinz @ 10:16 AM
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6 Comments:
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At 7:39 PM, Yoyce said…
napatawa mo ako. :) thanks... :)
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At 7:47 PM, vinz said…
glad you enjoyed reading it. *lol*
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At 8:17 PM, paninigirl said…
vinz!
nasa pinas ka na pala?! ;-)
i can empathize dear. that happened to me too, and all the while my hands were cold and clammy and sweats are breaking through, i kept on wishing my ass was in my palm so i could just place it outside the jeepney window and do my thing. hehe
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At 8:20 PM, vinz said…
hahaha anukaaabaaa... fiction yan.. FICTION.. nde nangyarai sa akin yan.. pramis... hahahha
i'm still here in saudi noh,.. :p
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At 9:11 PM, paninigirl said…
hmmmang sama mo. kala ko naman true. kasi nangyari talaga sa kin yan. except the "hipo". hahaha.
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At 9:54 PM, vinz said…
naku noh.. nangyari nanaman sa atin lahat ma-LBM.. :)
but this didn't happen to me, i mean the LBM matched with "hipo".. i just thought it would be a funny coincidence and something amusing to write about. hehehe..
i day dream a lot.. :|
