Sunday, February 08, 2009
Loko Ka: 03
Saturday, I was on my break and I was purchasing a couple of snacks at 711, there was this high-school kid acting cool, joking around, daring his friend to have his hair shaved –his friend was sitting over one of the stools eating Sky Flakes.
I was my usual self, eavesdropping on their conversation *laughs* well, more like overhearing the conversation. I could tell they were from either one of exclusive schools probably either La Salle Greenhills or Ateneo (cliché I know...)
Anyhow, as the kid reached the counter (he didn’t have anything else with him) he asked the cashier for a pack of cigs (an actual manager was on the other counter instructing a trainee) and the lady from the cashier asked him how old was he.
Imagine the background music being cut off right at the exact moment and the crowd became quiet, even his friend who was munching the biscuits noisily stopped. And the kid, stuttered.
I stifled a laugh; put my snacks on the counter as he muttered, “16 ma’am” as the cashier asked him how old was he for 4th time.
I asked for a pack of cigs and when it was on the counter said, never mind and I looked at the high school kid smiling impishly *insert evil laugh*.
His friend agreed to the cashier that she was right not to sell to minors and snorted a laugh.
I enjoyed seeing the kid turn red out of embarrassment as they walked out of the store.
Labels: jackass moment, jokes
posted by vinz @ 12:06 PM
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Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Loka Ka: 02
Namimili ako ng load sa Trinoma kanina at yung Ale sa tindahan may sinasabi, “At hindi pa din siya nagtetext” paulit-ulit
Hindi ko matiis makisali sa usapan at nasabi, “baka naman naghihintay siya ng load sa iyo” sabay tawa at itinaas ang dalawang daliri “peace Ate! Salamat!”
Sabay nagmadali maglakad papaalis sabay dinig sumangayon ang kasama niya, "oo nga naman" at tumawa.
Labels: jackass moment, jokes
posted by vinz @ 12:32 AM
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Tuesday, March 27, 2007
songs you shouldn't be caught listening to at work
I just realized something, if your at work and your not allowed to listen to songs even if your using a headphone then, you shouldn’t be caught listening to a song that has a title of "Sex Is On My Mind" (by Blu Light) especially if your boss a lady *lol*
Then why am I still listening to it?Now I wonder what kind of songs you shouldn’t be caught listening to at work. *lol*
Labels: bad, jokes
posted by vinz @ 6:54 AM
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007
WIKIBIOS.COM
I was chatting with a friend out of boredom at work -I have finished all pending tasks that needed to be done nonstop and haven’t eaten my lunch yet because, I'm waiting for 4:30 so that the restaurant around the corner will sell shawarma, go figure.
Anyhow, I was inquiring about any interesting blogs and this friend of mine said a name which I googled and saw this site (wikibios.com *duh*), and then I got to thinking. You see, my friend likes blogging too and I thought it would be a pleasant surprise if I add my buddy's bios (insert evil laughter) in the site, I mean, what harm can it do but attract possibly a few extra clicks on the site, right? So here I clicked and read, filled up forms so that I can make my lovely surprise and afterwards, sent a message:
Vinzi: hey have you seen this new site? wikibios.com lol
Friend: not yet, I don't like wikibios I prefer my privacy :D there are times when I hide details about myself. Hahaha!
Vinzi: Really? Did you check your name yet? >:D>:D>:D>:D
After a while…
Friend: GAGO KA VINZ!!!!
Vinzi: *GLEE*
Labels: bad, boredom, fiction, jokes
posted by vinz @ 7:43 AM
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